where did the doors go

nothing is ever clean anymore
and the light-switch plate doesn't seem to match anything else, and it is upside down.

virginia woolf is my new favourite, matilda is my old one.

i'm looking for a lame turban, have you seen one?

i will have to improvise and use paper towels and hair dye.

dye. die. lie. like...

children's belts are good for something, and it isn't keeping up pants.

colour co-ordinate all the hangers in your closet. your life will improve, i promise, i know from experience.

close your door if you have one. its over.

you can leave now, if you didn't already want to.